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From Twitter 08-16-2009

  • Aug. 17th, 2009 at 2:03 AM
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From Twitter 08-15-2009

  • Aug. 16th, 2009 at 2:03 AM
anne bonny

  • 01:02:06: The fair was bitchin. I didn't throw up, but came perilously close several times. Definitely got money's worth. Tired now x_x
  • 01:25:22: @switchbladephd Haha, actually it's more like a tinfoil sailor's hat. And yw for the FF lurve.
  • 01:25:49: @lostmustard I managed to hold all the raw fish down, by some miracle of anti-physics and willpower :)
  • 01:27:22: @switchbladephd I've cried while eating pie. Tears born of self-loathing and an allergic reaction to pie
  • 01:32:43: I'm being tagged in many videos on Facebook that Alli took with her phone whilst on different rides at the fair. All are lulzy.
  • 01:46:57: @iheartny646 Lol, it is when you're riding crazy-ass rides at the fair :D
  • 01:58:26: @iheartny646 Lol, I hate vomiting :<
  • 02:27:54: THA WHISSLE GO WHOO WHOOOOOO
  • 11:56:27: NOW, to business. http://www.whyweprotest.net
  • 18:27:02: Oh god traffic kill me now
  • 18:32:55: "You kiss my micro-glove"? Wtf? "Never go to bed without a piece of raw meat"?! WTF KIND OF SONG IS THIS?!!!!?!??!?!?!!!???
  • 18:39:20: Oh, it's japanese. No wonder. This radio station is funny.
  • 18:41:58: Damn, The Wiz is playing at the Belcourt tonight :(
  • 18:43:35: BALKAN BEAT BOX IS ON THE RADIO THIS STATION IS NOTHING SHORT OF AMAZING. Also, Balkan Beat Box is SO MUCH FUN to bellydance to.

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From Twitter 08-14-2009

  • Aug. 15th, 2009 at 2:03 AM
anne bonny

  • 00:22:31: Would you believe me if I told you that I think you're stunningly handsome?That I love your hair and want to put hands on it?#latenitetweets
  • 00:36:03: @gentlyferal Lol <3
  • 00:54:45: augh, my shoulders, hands, groin, thighs and abs hurt like mad. I can't get over it. The price of fun aghhhggghh
  • 00:58:28: Ok, I'm going to bed now. I still want to fucking hug you into pieces. That is all. #latenighttweets #unwelcomeadvances?
  • 08:55:52: #ff @lostmustard @hematuria @switchbladephd @numberjohnny5 @common_squirrel @kingsleymeerkat @rathergood @misslorra @gentlyferal
  • 08:56:30: #ff @roxxiecyber...that's all I can think of off the top of my head, gotta run now to put oil in The Ruby and get my paycheck. Nashville!
  • 14:44:05: LET IT HENCEFORTH BE KNOWN THAT @FIREFLYSOAP IS ONE OF THE MOST KIND, TALENTED, PERSONABLE SOAPERS IN TENNESSEE!!!!!
  • 15:21:06: Posted up on The Mountain now--super-secret up-high hideaway! @Fireflysoap #notdeadyay
  • 15:43:01: Tyler can't come to the fair?! WEAK. SAUCE. SUPER WEAK.
  • 17:00:08: RT @transnihilist: being a pagan @zolakathryn gets to do all kinds of fun shit like blood orgies and rejecting christ. <--LOL I WISH.
  • 17:02:56: TIIIIIME FOR SUSHI BUFFET THEN AMAZING FAIRGROUND FUNTIME

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From Twitter 08-13-2009

  • Aug. 14th, 2009 at 2:03 AM
anne bonny

  • 07:07:07: "Good morning. I'd like for you to produce my monies forthwith, plz & thx" Does the financial aid office speak internet?
  • 07:25:43: December 24th, 9 pm, eastern standard time from here on in i shoot without a script
  • 07:35:52: Bad: i've got the opener of RENT stuck in my head. Worse: i've got the entire first song memorized (including mom's annoying voicemail)
  • 07:36:22: Worst: i can't find the CDs anywhere. :x HALP
  • 07:49:54: Just met Cajuneighbor's little baby girl. Too precious :3
  • 08:01:26: And so the wait begins...
  • 08:16:00: Well that was relatively painless. Yay financial aid office~
  • 08:41:27: Holy shit i want to see District 9 tonight.
  • 08:57:33: My groin muscles really hurt from that volleyball game. D:
  • 08:58:26: Lol i need an Icy Hot jockstrap.
  • 10:26:09: Wtf is this some sort of ambulance convention?
  • 10:37:27: @lostmustard :( Ponyo is so great. I saw a subbed version at a friend's house.
  • 11:05:31: @thetidalrabbit Yeah, I tried a sample of some "lip plumping" gloss from Maybelline and that shit made my lips numb. NEVAR AGAIN
  • 11:09:57: @themarisayoung Wait, what? Death panel?
  • 11:18:17: Resizing my browser window is awfully presumptuous of you, website. Fuck off, I like my browser rectangular, not perfectly square. #bitch
  • 11:25:52: @lostmustard Why, drink the water before it gets watered down, of course!
  • 11:27:50: Ok so I think a ghost just burped behind me cuz I turn around and there's no one there to burp. Wtf
  • 11:32:34: @lostmustard Oh so you weren't kidding about your water getting watered down? I like my water absolutely frigid. No fridge can come close.
  • 11:34:23: Wow, Giada de Laurentiis has really slutted it up since I last watched Everyday Italian. Lime green cleavage shirt, wtf and wtf
  • 11:36:33: @lostmustard Yo dawg I heard you like ice so I put cold in your ice so you can water while you cold #xtothezxzibithere
  • 11:37:28: @hematuria Oh so you like it whisky style then
  • 11:37:45: @hematuria Also, she must retain the Italian cadence of her speech and flip her 'r's
  • 11:40:23: @transnihilist @trixieboots Who knows? Meth-sister might do great in the Alcatraz swim. Just have a boat for her to stop at and get a bump.
  • 11:40:45: Who the fuck puts pine nuts in a chocolate cookie? #wtfgiada
  • 11:42:56: Les Paul is dead?!! http://bit.ly/AyJZ3 #reallyfuckingheartbroken #ripkilla
  • 12:08:00: The lady who now narrates the Oxiclean commercials irritates me. Go away foul woman, for thou art not Wilhelm Mays
  • 12:22:50: Fuckin' sore all over, aagghhh the slip and slide plus water volleyball was totally worth it though. Hours of laughter. #cheesyshit
  • 12:36:34: @fireflysoap Just sent yall an email re: my trip through Columbia tomorrow!
  • 12:43:08: Cable and internet are boinked. :(
  • 13:03:00: @numberjohnny5 Have a nap, you deserve one. GO ON, YOU'VE EARNED IT #cheesy
  • 13:03:55: I think today is #cheesy day. Watching Semi-Homemade whilst surfing televisionwithoutpity.com forums and laughing my ass off.
  • 13:04:49: Sandra Lee is so fucking bizarre. Like a Stepford Wife gone to hell.
  • 13:05:25: @numberjohnny5 Call in and tell them you've dealt with the financial aid office--that is an illness in itself
  • 13:05:37: @numberjohnny5 BULLSHIT YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR GET OUT
  • 13:07:48: @numberjohnny5 Alright now go, walk out the door
  • 13:20:45: @orh16 Lol, they're both laughable. Sandra Lee's stories of her childhood are completely inconsistent and weird.
  • 13:22:15: @orh16 And Rachel Ray is just "HURHURHUR" annoying. "EVOO"? I rather prefer the acronym DIAF--die in a fire.
  • 13:22:51: SANDRA LEE JUST PUT CAYENNE PEPPER IN SOME YOGURT FOR A PARFAIT WTF YOU DRUNKEN LUSH
  • 13:27:15: "The reason evaporated milk's so thick is cuz most of the water's been removed." NO. WAY. I'm pretty sure that's what 'evaporated' means.
  • 13:52:54: @lostmustard Lol
  • 13:53:11: @LizRabbi THAT GATHERING SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIREBOMBED AM I RIGHT
  • 14:04:21: Nap time.
  • 18:45:49: @makelineerror I know, right? And it's always something cracked out, like today it was crossword puzzle themed. WWhhhhaaaattttt
  • 18:49:05: @themarisayoung the things some people will believe.
  • 19:37:19: All the lonely people, where do they all come from?
  • 19:42:07: I'm pretty sure at this point, "singing counterculturist" is the only career I'm cut out for
  • 19:43:00: @transnihilist LOL "like omg, u r SO unfllwd!" Though I'm curious as to which "shit" s/he was referring to.
  • 19:43:35: @hematuria Is that where all the lonely people come from, or is that an answer to an earlier question I tweeted? #confused #herpderp
  • 19:45:25: @transnihilist O rly. #fail #herpderp I've got lots of #herpderp today.
  • 19:53:24: @hematuria Lonely people don't come from Greenville, there are casinos here on Lake Ferguson. Lol #laughsoyoudontcry
  • 20:04:44: If you're wrong, men of Twitter, I'm going to take you all to e-court and sue your pants off in a court of lawl. Be assured of this.
  • 20:05:37: @jacobprince GOGOGO!!
  • 20:07:36: Abso-fucking-lutely ridiculous. I know I'm never staying at a Marriott ever again. http://www.connpost.com/ci_13048604
  • 20:10:29: @hematuria Also, it's 8 PM. Do you know where YOUR kitties are? This brought to you by the Lonely Feline Hearts Association. #themoaryouknow
  • 20:14:35: @switchbladephd What the bloody shit does "e;fb" mean? #acronymdumb
  • 20:19:28: @switchbladephd Lol, sounds like you liked it though. Oh wait, what? I'm sorry, too far? I should just stick to Little League jokes.
  • 20:22:16: @makelineerror Lol I use tl;dr often. Anything over 140 characters is far tl;dr. ;) #lies
  • 20:24:29: @miss_azizi Lol oh god, you watch Gangland too? Nice
  • 20:26:47: @switchbladephd Bangbangbeatbeat
  • 20:31:37: @miss_azizi lmao
  • 20:45:29: Driving around late at night pleases me.
  • 21:04:09: @J_Bruett167 Last oil change was last May, checked the oil level today and it was just above minimum level
  • 21:05:22: @switchbladephd I'M PRETTY SURE I KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS
  • 21:29:33: @katelynnpe Have some real fun, join in the chase! Lol. That, or scream "RELEASE THE HOUNDS"
  • 21:39:00: Bobby Hill is fuckin' loltastic
  • 21:44:57: @lostmustard LOLOL you should go and just act a fool. I'd do it. Wear a big hat
  • 21:45:30: RT @lostmustard: "I'm not gay or anything, but I think unicorns are kick ass!"
  • 21:59:32: @lostmustard Lol, but you could "speak in tongues" and stand up and holler and fall out all in the aisle and at the altar and stuff.
  • 21:59:38: @lostmustard It'll be fun.
  • 22:24:19: Ugh, this muscle soreness needs to gtfo. Taking ibuprofen in the morning to hopefully be chipper by the time I get to the fair tomorrow!!
  • 22:27:21: Ok...don't hurt me Twitter but...I like the song "Alone" by Heart. I was reminded of this by that asinine Burger King commercial.
  • 22:28:08: @gentlyferal *gasp* SHE LEADS A DOUBLE LIFE!!! ;) Heeheehee
  • 22:28:41: @Hargiteam_42 Will red sauce assuage this rage inside of you? Perhaps bowtie pasta?
  • 22:29:02: ...Celine Dion's cover of "Alone" is pretty good too. #diggingmyselfdeeper #lostallstreetcred #frenchbitch
  • 22:29:51: I can't help the fact that "Alone" describes situations in my past and present wonderfully. #notmyfault #passingblame #ireallyamagirl #ohgod
  • 22:32:10: @Hargiteam_42 I don't have vodka, but I do have rum.
  • 22:32:26: @fisher_queen I AM AWAITING LULZ
  • 22:33:41: TILL NOOOOW I ALWAYS GOT BYYYY ON MY OWWWNN I NEVER REALLY CARED UNTIL I MET YOUUUUU #tweetsong
  • 22:36:09: I also know all the words to "Elvira" by the Oak Ridge Boys. #nothelping
  • 22:41:11: @fisher_queen LOL that motherfucker lookin' smug like he just fell off the Love Boat or some shit
  • 22:41:59: NOW COMES THE TIME ON TWITTER WHEN I POST SILLY ANIMAL PICS. Josh's pug-dog from that night we went clubbing will start the silly series.
  • 22:43:30: http://tinyurl.com/pudl73 Fairly normal http://tinyurl.com/pt2stz OH GOD ALIEN BUG EYES http://tinyurl.com/qvwaq6 WTF ARE THOSE LIPS IDK
  • 22:46:18: @gentlyferal LOL, available at your local Church of Scientology for the low, low price of $1500!! #snark
  • 22:50:25: @fisher_queen Yeah but she was yappy as hell. I got one of those already at the house, lol. Just had funny pics of her XD
  • 22:53:06: Funny pics of boycat freaking out: http://tinyurl.com/os4ush Teeth, fur, & claws flailing @ a bug http://tinyurl.com/phqklm Accusing stare!
  • 22:53:47: http://tinyurl.com/omvgv7 bitching and moaning at me
  • 22:57:11: @transnihilist Probably not much to speak of, or to shake a stick at #goingtohell
  • 23:00:52: I should go to sleep in prep for Nashville tomorrow, but I'm editing pictures from the club instead. God, what an awesome night.
  • 23:02:12: OH MY GOD this Gummy Bears skit on Robot Chicken always makes me laugh ridiculously hard. Still laughing!!!!
  • 23:16:41: @jarrbay Oh that's fucking nasty
  • 23:37:00: Pics from da HH show: http://tinyurl.com/plla9d http://tinyurl.com/peq5vu http://tinyurl.com/qwh969 http://tinyurl.com/oxjq8m
  • 23:38:02: Moar clubbin: http://tinyurl.com/ryvh3k http://tinyurl.com/qm9ttg Awesome night. Whoop whoop
  • 23:45:00: Oh I forgot gay night w/ Pita: http://tinyurl.com/pc2c3d http://tinyurl.com/rxm3uh MEXICANS ONLY FUCK YOU http://tinyurl.com/pom54j DEFIANCE
  • 23:48:21: I'm listening to "My Heart Will Go On". How gay does that make me right now on a scale of 1-10?

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From Twitter 08-11-2009

  • Aug. 12th, 2009 at 2:04 AM
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From Twitter 08-10-2009

  • Aug. 11th, 2009 at 2:04 AM
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From Twitter 08-09-2009

  • Aug. 10th, 2009 at 2:15 AM
anne bonny

  • 00:00:09: @Traci_Rainbow Bull. Shit. No way.
  • 00:39:05: Anyone have any good homemade granola recipes? Preferably using molasses, as I have a jar of it and don't want to waste one bit.
  • 01:01:14: @hematuria Shampoo it with acid next time, report back on the texture
  • 01:01:29: I need to lay off the rum and go to bed now for serious. Choir audition in the AM.
  • 01:08:45: @hematuria Just crack open some duracells, dang. You cook meth you know how to do this
  • 01:09:16: @orh16 Lol well, technically it's in the afternoon, but it's no problem I'm still coherent. Just sweepy.
  • 01:11:36: @orh16 Thanks!! <3
  • 01:18:22: @hematuria Dig it, bb. Dig it.
  • 01:18:41: I met one of the neighbors tonight, he's a cool Cajun fucker. I think he and I will get along just fuckin' peachy.
  • 01:22:20: @MalainaS We'll have a light fruit brunch or some shit. Crawfish etoufee
  • 01:22:52: Going to bed now. Don't goof the floof while I'm gone.
  • 11:01:13: @lostmustard YE CAN'T EAT YER PUDDING IF YE DON'T HAVE ANY MEEEEEEEEAT
  • 11:16:49: I hear a creepy baby crying either next door or outside. help.
  • 11:19:03: Being in a room by myself is a good thing, cuz i'm starting to get ideas as to how i want to decorate, and i don't have to run it by anyone!
  • 11:25:00: Yup, i woke up all full of inspiration today as to where i should hang posters and things i want to hang on the wall
  • 11:34:16: There used to be a slight purple tinge from hair dye on this white silk headband, but it's faded now. :D
  • 12:48:40: Warming up nice and slow for choir audition. Feel like i'm sounding good if this phlegm would just gtfo my throat.
  • 13:23:35: K, here i go, wish me luck twitter :)
  • 13:55:31: Augh, i goofed the floof on my audition, but i think it's ok.
  • 14:39:40: @alpha_xero What's wrong?
  • 14:42:17: @lostmustard Lol, #dickbutt goes right above my bed, where I and only I can see him. Seriously though my room is gonna rock eventually
  • 14:44:49: @lostmustard Lol your buttface is adorable.
  • 14:50:49: @miss_michaele Yeah I'm pretty sure I can host conf. call w/ people on Skype, dunno how to call landlines into a conf. call though :-/
  • 14:54:22: M.I.S.C. Sunday school in 3 hours! I'll be hosting via Skype, today's topic: spiritual/magical/psychic testimony! Bring stories! #miscsun
  • 14:58:39: @pom5 whoowhoo!! Go FMB!
  • 15:34:05: RT for truth: @lostmustard Homemade chili is the best chili.
  • 15:35:15: RT for truth AGAIN: @lostmustard I like my men like I like my men, equipped with a penis.(@lostmustard is full of truth and #dickbutt today)
  • 16:07:30: @gentlyferal Got your message, aded your phone number :) Trying to unpack my altar and eat food before the time rolls around :)
  • 16:51:13: taking a break from unpacking and arranging to eat some cucumbers and cream cheese :) :) :) :)
  • 16:57:18: "Ye Jacobites by name, lend an ear lend an ear!"
  • 17:02:42: One of my favorite reels--The Mason's Apron!
  • 17:12:28: @miss_michaele @roxxiecyber gotcha :)
  • 17:15:19: Just about 45 minutes until M.I.S.C. Sunday School, which I'll be hosting tonight! Add me on Skype (zola.kathryn) if you haven't already :)
  • 17:24:49: I bet no one tries to "beat the train" in this situation: http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2009/gibraltarairport.htm
  • 17:41:32: @LizRabbi you know that dragon's blood resin I've been trying to find ever since I came over to your apartment? Found it in a small tin.
  • 17:41:47: @LizRabbi I'm a tard sometimes.
  • 17:56:54: @roxxiecyber just send me a message via Skype whenever you're ready to join in :)
  • 18:11:02: Oh bother--I don't have any Skype credit to call @miss_michaele or Maryam!It appears as if M.I.S.C. Sunday school is postponed.My apologies!
  • 18:21:26: I was wondering where this tin of dragon's blood went. #unpacking
  • 18:39:01: If investigating a haunting, never tell a ghost your name. It can follow you then. #paranormalwisdom
  • 19:04:32: #nevertrust GI Joe
  • 19:05:56: @lostmustard So, uh, guess what word I saw instead of "popped". ... ... ;D
  • 19:10:23: "He had daughters one two three, the swans they swim so bonny oh..." #loreenamckennitt #chills
  • 19:17:10: @miss_azizi Lol
  • 19:20:17: @lostmustard Lol you guessed it how did you ever know?
  • 19:23:12: @PassionRituals Oh certainly not! Pisses me off whenever that "Haunting" show on Discovery channel connects the two. Uuuggghhhhhhh
  • 19:24:26: RT FOR TRUTH: @PassionRituals [...] presence of a pentagram is by no means evidence of black magick #paranormalwisdom
  • 19:35:25: @makelineerror D:
  • 19:43:09: @miss_michaele Sir Gawain had a pentagram on his shield in the tale of him against the Green Knight :)
  • 19:43:44: @makelineerror hmmm, both. Lol
  • 20:06:07: Molasses in with my milk and granola doesn't fail, but doesn't quite work either. Lots of molasses at the bottom here. Fuck density.
  • 20:13:07: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN @KingsleyMeerkat!!!
  • 20:13:17: @LizRabbi Lol, it is a mystery.
  • 20:30:41: @gentlyferal What's pork vindaloo?
  • 20:31:15: Writing/editing for top-secret (hahaha) project. Granola, milk, and molasses are gone.
  • 20:32:17: @lostmustard @DJSkunkDiesel OH HALLELUJER IT'S THE HONEY MUSTARD
  • 20:48:06: @switchbladephd This friend you're asking for isn't in the Little League, is he?
  • 20:48:13: @miss_azizi Which one is that?
  • 20:56:27: @gentlyferal Mmmm, sounds tasty
  • 21:29:30: @switchbladephd Does he like to pitch or--no, no, that's too easy.
  • 21:35:32: @switchbladephd Your mom plays with balls #duh #ihopeyourmomsnotdead
  • 21:39:04: @switchbladephd OMG so you have a seal penis then? I hear there's a market for that in Asia. #imgladyourmomsnotdead
  • 21:40:35: @switchbladephd I hope your enjoyment of that joke wasn't sarcasm :< #isyourmomdead
  • 21:44:41: @switchbladephd Your mom is where it's at #yay
  • 21:46:54: Tonight, @switchbladephd and I kick it old school with some "yo mama" jokes. Yo mama's so fat, she's obese.
  • 21:50:02: Yo mama's so ugly, it takes a pork chop around her neck for even the dog to play with her.
  • 21:51:03: Yo mama's so fat, her tweets DDoS Twitter. #toosoon?
  • 21:52:36: Yo mama's so slow, it takes her an hour to cook Minute Rice.
  • 21:54:23: @PassionRituals I won't lie, the corpse flower is a little bit horrific. FEED ME SEYMOUR
  • 22:11:26: @switchbladephd @whymyjobsucks HAHAAAA! OHHHH!
  • 22:57:49: @PassionRituals I'm totally down with Venus flytraps--they're smaller and less stank ;)
  • 23:09:29: @miss_azizi me too, haha those fuckers are dumb as shit
  • 23:50:10: @derbyzebra Ew, fuck that noise. Bitches better learn to clean up, shape up, or ship out
  • 23:50:29: RT for truth: @miss_azizi: #nevertrust a 13 year old on the internet who invites u over to her place. it's chris hansen.

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From Twitter 08-08-2009

  • Aug. 9th, 2009 at 2:03 AM
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From Twitter 08-07-2009

  • Aug. 8th, 2009 at 2:03 AM
anne bonny

  • 11:17:24: RT @aspca: Mutilated Horse Rescued; ASPCA Offers $2,500 Reward. http://ow.ly/jhUD
  • 11:19:36: @lostmustard A Galloping Gourmet movie would pretty much make me shit my pants and die laughing. :D
  • 11:20:15: @moerukun @numberjohnny5 CLAP YOUR PENIS I SAY
  • 11:32:19: RT @aspca: Brooklyn Woman Assaults Two ASPCA Agents. http://ow.ly/jl43 <--A WOMAN WHO CUT THE WHISKERS OFF OF A KITTEN. #rage
  • 11:36:29: @LizRabbi I love World Cafe, David Dye's voice pleases me. Lol they usually play it at noon on WMSV
  • 11:36:52: @switchbladephd STFU weakling, who doesn't love leather marmalade?
  • 11:38:25: @FireflySoap I go through Columbia often on my way to Nashville!! I take the 412 to 65. Do yall have a store I could visit?
  • 11:40:06: @moerukun No you come over here.
  • 11:41:19: @FireflySoap I'll be driving up to Nashville either the evening of August 14th, or the morning of the 15th (depending on my work schedule)
  • 11:43:23: #ff @common_squirrel This fucker will dig dig dig, run run run, and stare until you feel funny in your pants
  • 11:56:33: @common_squirrel nom nom nom
  • 12:03:13: @lostmustard Mmmmm! RT @common_squirrel: eat eat eat
  • 12:34:21: TOMMY TUTONE AHHHHHHHH
  • 13:04:22: thinks little bitty boy-cat needs to get the hell off my clean clothes.
  • 13:18:42: @common_squirrel RRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN DANGER
  • 13:19:04: RT @moerukun: It is hot as balls right now :) <--fixed
  • 13:35:52: @moerukun Well I'm shirtless, but there won't be any visions of it. Hot weather is superior to any other kind of weather ever.
  • 13:36:17: HOT WEATHER SEPARATES THE WOMEN FROM THE GIRLS, WHOOOO. FUCK WINTER
  • 13:57:25: @RadioBastet Lol, fine then, you take your winter and I'll take my summer ;P Just as soon as I got tweeting about the cat and my clothes,
  • 13:57:47: @RadioBastet He absconded from my jeans post-haste. I think he's a psychi-kitty. :3
  • 14:00:12: @lostmustard Oh god I'm playing this so hard
  • 14:01:01: Hey little @common_squirrel, want the rest of my bread?
  • 14:06:00: @lostmustard Crap, stuck on level 4. Wth.
  • 14:06:51: *tosses @common_squirrel bread*
  • 14:07:44: @lostmustard The one with the diagonal laser and three splitters. I think with portals obviously, not lazors
  • 14:17:41: @lostmustard YAY I SOLVED IT ON ACCIDENT
  • 14:23:29: @moerukun Alas--grow boobs so you too can go shirtless when it's hot and check out your own boobs
  • 14:26:11: @lostmustard But femboobs are awesome, so says me (and my boobs)
  • 14:26:37: Speaking of boobs, that reminds me I need to upload pictures from the club. I'll probably take moar fly-lookin pictures tonight at Zach's...
  • 14:27:04: ...then upload them tonight. Or tomorrow after I go to the farmer's market w/ my dearest Ari & De, whom I've missed so very terribly.
  • 14:27:32: @hematuria Faeries DO have knives, made of never-melting icicles. #schooled
  • 14:34:02: @hematuria Lol, maybe. Monday night was about half-full of debauchery and was just me & Pita hanging out, it was fun. Also, there was a pug.
  • 14:34:24: @hematuria Also there were queens, but I didn't get a picture of them cuz I left my camera in the car. Whoops.
  • 14:34:43: @common_squirrel JUMP IN THE PUDDLE
  • 14:35:07: @lostmustard That would be giving up--I NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER
  • 14:35:41: @moerukun THEN BECOME A WOMAN ??? PROFIT
  • 14:36:16: It's a good thing I tweeted Monday night cuz I don't remember much. Lol just kidding (maybe)
  • 14:36:41: @moerukun Stop shooting yourself in the foot (or the boob)
  • 14:37:13: @lostmustard See what I mean? :< I haven't clicked that link and I shan't until the going gets dire!!!
  • 16:07:15: @hematuria Lol
  • 16:08:00: @RiceBunny Keep a mister of water handy to take care of any flame flare-ups. Let the fire die down before putting meat on grill.
  • 16:08:30: @RiceBunny Grill the fish skin-side down (I can't think of one person who eats the skin off of salmon ;P)
  • 16:13:16: @gentlyferal That reminds me! I gotta go berry-picking once I'm back down in Starkville!
  • 16:24:50: @miss_azizi AWWWWRIIIIIIGHT!!!
  • 16:48:05: Swear i'm going to remember to take my first pair of spurs with me to the apartment. Always afraid they're going to get lost in this house.
  • 17:33:00: The neighbors hate having a witch's shop in the hood, but they don't mind using the unencrypted wireless. Name the network Shiva y/n? ;)
  • 17:39:00: My right nipple hurts. >:-/
  • 17:45:45: spotted on car: "tony bone." is that connected to the leg bone?
  • 17:56:12: "Don't see no reason to change my plan--my baby loves me just the way i am!"
  • 17:56:42: RUSH ON THE RADIO YEAHYEAHYEAH
  • 18:33:29: Sushi dinner with karaoke Joooooooooooooe!!!!!
  • 19:41:34: Headed to Zach's now for a romping good time, wot wot
  • 19:51:13: Drinking a white russian and waiting on the show, yummmmmm
  • 21:29:04: Ok, one beer then i'm done for real.
  • 21:35:25: TIME FOR THE DRUNK DIALAZ SHIT YEAH
  • 21:55:39: Just ran into a fellow music major :D he's so fine shit man
  • 22:21:25: What did one vagina lip say to the other vagina lip? "Why aren't we tight anymore?" the answer? "Cuz you let some dick come between us!"
  • 22:59:14: I just stepped in liquor TT_TT
  • 23:23:35: My legs are striped with white like a birch tree
  • 23:37:11: Just won first place in a michael jackson dance-off #lameclaimtofame
  • 23:43:15: Just swung danced with jeff to "my little runaway" covered by the Hamburger Hobos :D :D :D
  • 23:48:31: LOL THE HOBOS HAVE A NEW SONG CALLED "THE PRINCESS BLOWS". TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER FUCKING SPOKEN.

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From Twitter 08-06-2009

  • Aug. 7th, 2009 at 4:43 AM
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From Twitter 08-05-2009

  • Aug. 6th, 2009 at 2:03 AM
anne bonny

  • 09:05:18: @lizrabbi http://twitpic.com/cu551 - REEEEEEEEEEEESIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • 09:07:11: @switchbladephd Marmalade made of bears?
  • 09:09:30: @moerukun @lostmustard AAHHHH NOW IT'S IN MY HEAD
  • 09:15:53: @lostmustard I lol'd in multiples of 9001
  • 10:22:44: I've decided to drop the raw bit of the diet and just go vegetarian. I just don't think cooking veggies makes that big of a difference.
  • 10:26:45: I've been fed up with hormonal meat for a long time, just haven't had the resolve to stop eating it until now.Was always an omnivorous eater
  • 10:27:28: So going completely veg won't be a problem i don't think.
  • 10:30:16: @numberjohnny5 carbs = good/bad in terms of vegetarian? I do so desperately love potatoes in their baked form.
  • 10:30:55: @tlcox19 i can :D
  • 10:34:42: @tlcox19 lol, i try not to flaunt it ;P
  • 10:40:36: @numberjohnny5 oic. Well i'm still gonna have a baked potato today with pepper to celebrate the cookitude of food. Lol
  • 10:41:13: THIS FUCKING FLY IS BRIGHT CERULEAN. AMAZING.
  • 11:44:44: So this boy's big ass truck just ran outta gas in the drive through. Hmmm.
  • 14:07:33: @miss_michaele any advice to keep spirits away from your bed? Will a glass of water on the nightstand help?
  • 19:11:07: @gordonroque Aw! So precious! Though I couldn't stop thinking about Nacho Libre looking at those pictures. LOL
  • 19:13:05: @miss_michaele Thankee maam! Had a friend tell me she saw a ghost in her house, and I wanted to double-check my advice before I gave her any
  • 19:14:31: @numberjohnny5 I fuckin' lol'd hard at your description of the noises you woke up to this morning. Dear gawd.
  • 19:16:09: @ninacox http://twitpic.com/cwp8t - Divinely inspired, as usual
  • 21:35:32: Starting to stress prematurely about finding a new roommate whenever current roomie graduates. That seems to be a theme w/ me.Older friends.
  • 21:35:52: All graduating before me. Shit. Time to sack up and make friends with kids my own age, I guess. Damn damn damn.
  • 21:39:21: @Fireflysoap Where in TN are yall located?
  • 21:44:24: @lizrabbi until what?
  • 22:00:42: @MalainaS LOL OH SHI-- P-P-P-PARADOX
  • 22:01:08: @LizRabbi Is it that metal/rock that we heard that Friday night I was riding around town with you?!
  • 23:09:17: @numberjohnny5 I'd call her 'mrs. bitch', cuz I'm nasty.

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From Twitter 08-04-2009

  • Aug. 5th, 2009 at 2:03 AM
anne bonny

  • 00:07:27: "Bitch is so fuckin pretty--i could just cut you."
  • 01:30:02: Home again home again jiggity jig. Not as much debauchery as planned but That's ok, i'm tired and we both have work in the AM :)
  • 10:07:05: I woke up on time, yay me~
  • 10:18:01: Today is gonna be fun at work. Sarcasm. (Shit's gonna go down and i don't wanna be around)
  • 10:45:55: @moerukun worth a shot amirite?
  • 10:48:18: @lostmustard disco stick, apparently #peennicknames
  • 11:22:01: I seem to be developing a sudden phlegmy cough. Fearing the consumption. Send help.
  • 13:09:23: Alright, the hellbringer has passed, felling only one in his wake. And there was peace once again in the workplace--but for how long?
  • 13:19:29: Missed breakfast today, i'm having an avocado for lunch. Haven't had caffeine since i started the diet.
  • 13:44:35: Stomach hurts a little after eating that avocado. :-/
  • 15:43:33: @hematuria I WANT THAT MAN TO BE MY FRIEND
  • 15:45:45: My computer ate my notes because I didn't save them. FML. #miscsun
  • 15:50:50: @miss_michaele I know we discussed psychic surgery, and how it had basis in history but as of late has somewhat devolved into a sham.
  • 15:52:01: @miss_michaele We discussed Edward Cayce, Stuart Ledwith. There was brief mention of ESP being a survival tactic..I'll tweet what I remember
  • 16:02:53: @miss_michaele <3 I'll work on remembering what else I typed out. Having a slow brain day x_x
  • 16:04:45: @miss_michaele YES, how psychism hasn't been proven empirically to scientists, but it is felt and experienced personally
  • 16:11:27: @gentlyferal If that's the case I'm walking on eggshells then, LOL ;)
  • 16:11:50: @foundmag Means that Found Magazine is the shit <3
  • 16:15:47: @foundmag "But it's the real dookie, pookie! It's Found Magazine!" Lol. Need someone to write ad copy? Oh yeah. #facetious
  • 16:17:40: Oh my sweet six pound baby Jesus that British woman's teeth are HORRIFYING.
  • 16:19:44: @LizRabbi YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!
  • 16:20:48: @foundmag Unrelated to shit, here are some ways to be cool: http://imgur.com/VHcaV.jpg (found somewhere, no idea)
  • 16:32:58: Feeling crazy mad overwhelmed with stuff to do. I'll start with choir audition music...seems a logical place to start.
  • 18:25:58: I want to have Joe Bonamassa's voice-babies. Oh fuck, seriously.
  • 18:36:52: @numberjohnny5 YOU'RE NOT JOE BONAMASSA HALP I NEED AN ADULT
  • 18:39:46: I just attempted to assassinate @mrotf, but failed. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy
  • 18:43:44: I just deposited money into my Swiss bank account. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy
  • 19:40:22: @orh16 Which celebs? I'm a glutton for stupid celebrity fights. So I can laugh at how little they have to fight about.
  • 19:55:38: @orh16 Oh God--Perez Hilton is a parasite. They all are, really, so I guess that's neither here nor there.
  • 19:55:54: @iheartny646 What an ass
  • 19:59:42: @iheartny646 I dunno either, hell maybe I oughtta try it. The government is only getting more ridiculous.
  • 20:04:54: @iheartny646 THIS IS OUR QUEST
  • 20:07:41: @iheartny646 Lol doitdoitdoit
  • 20:08:05: I'm choking on phlegm, what is going on.
  • 20:13:59: @iheartny646 I work at Wendy's, they clearly leaded me into temptation
  • 20:14:12: @iheartny646 and bad grammar.
  • 20:15:43: @orh16 hahaha, ah geez.
  • 20:16:53: @iheartny646 Lol, fast food disgusts me so it works out great. And yes, my mother DID chain me up in the basement :D
  • 20:21:04: @iheartny646 DUH, EGGS ARE OBVIOUSLY PRE-MEAT. HELLOOOOO?
  • 20:23:01: @lostmustard BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
  • 20:23:22: @GoodJudy Why, YES! I *do* voodoo--or at least hoodoo :)
  • 20:24:15: @iheartny646 Haha, man, there are so many times at Wendy's I want to come across the damn counter and choke a bitch. No offense <3
  • 20:25:05: @iheartny646 @lostmustard OW MY NECK
  • 20:40:12: @iheartny646 Lord, I'd rather they stare at the menu than fuck up their order over 9000 times.
  • 20:40:54: "But only because we are karma chameleons. We come and go."
  • 21:08:59: @EmilyBalivet Beautiful!
  • 21:36:11: Twitter is quiet tonight. Tooooo quiet. #suspicion #dickbutt
  • 21:47:57: @lostmustard BB all my money is in a joint checking account with you!
  • 21:50:59: @lostmustard TELL ME MOAR
  • 22:04:58: @switchbladephd Sadly to say, ol' chap, I think Ninja Turtle Courier went the way of the carrier pigeon.
  • 22:18:21: @switchbladephd @lostmustard GODDAMN THOSE TURTLES AND PIGEONS.
  • 22:22:22: @numberjohnny5 I has a trumpet too! Didn't know you could play.
  • 22:22:47: @numberjohnny5 Though I must say that explains your excess of ego. Comes standard with all trumpets, unfailingly ;)
  • 22:28:33: @numberjohnny5 Shit, the trumpet section was part of the reason I quit the band. Such ego, I was never down with it. I was always better...
  • 22:29:13: @numberjohnny5 ...friends with the French horn players, percussionists, and some low brass players (mostly tuba, occasionally a euphonium).
  • 22:37:55: @switchbladephd Only the finest aged swill will do!
  • 22:56:32: @iheartny646 No shit, I was timing it--I mean, uh, wow. Haaaa
  • 22:59:03: @iheartny646 Lol were you listening to the Divinyls whilst bathing and sinning? #obscurereference #sin #masturbation #hairypalms
  • 22:59:14: @RichardAZ NOT NOW IT'S NOT LOUDMOUTH DICKBUTT
  • 22:59:49: Why the fuck do I have a dry patch of skin on my back?! Wtf is this mess?!
  • 23:02:33: @iheartny646 I'M ONLY TWENTY ONE WTF IS THIS SHIT WTF IS THIS SHIT WTF IS THIS SHIT WTF IS THIS SHIT WTF IS THIS SHIT WTF IS THIS SHIT WTF
  • 23:05:21: @iheartny646 I DON'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF OHHH #BILLYMAYSTWEET
  • 23:07:42: Damn, that sucks. Only two more years until I go from spritely to decrepit :( Speaking of bed, I'm headed there now. GNIGHTYALL @iheartny646
  • 23:08:13: @iheartny646 I try ;P ;D
  • 23:08:57: YALL JUST JIBBER JABBERIN LIKE SOME SORT OF JIBBER JABBERY BOX, JIBBER JABBERIN ON. (I'm a Squidbilly under here you know) #tweetsecret

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From Twitter 08-03-2009

  • Aug. 4th, 2009 at 2:04 AM
anne bonny

  • 12:03:19: Breakfast: a plum an apple, and two kiwis (belated since i was at work). Numnumnum! Brought four tomatoes to eat whenever i get a break.
  • 13:07:16: Today was a good example of a nice lunch crowd. They trickle in, instead of all at once AAAAAAH ZERGRUSH WENDY'S
  • 13:46:17: I bought a salad to put these tomatoes on. Numnumnum. Still excited for clubbing and debauchery whoo!
  • 19:45:14: @LizRabbi Install blow-darts on your front porch
  • 19:47:02: @miss_michaele Yes, I do have notes--I'll post them tomorrow after work :)
  • 19:52:16: Eating frozen grapes before getting dressed for the club. Pictures possibly later, if the debauchery isn't too intense.
  • 20:13:03: Just got cat-called at down at the liquor store. Doin it right, heyyyy
  • 20:41:38: Big ol moon in the sky tonight! Gonna party with it! Gonna howl at it!
  • 21:00:54: At Josh's, playing with his LITTLE PUGSY DOGGIE OOOOOOOHWHEE
  • 21:26:08: DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE QUEENS I'M HANGING WITH ONE NOW AH I LOVE HIM
  • 21:44:41: @gentlyferal get back in touch! :D
  • 22:04:54: vodka.
  • 22:06:01: @aireeka BETTER CATCH UP GOGOGO
  • 22:13:04: @gentlyferal www.anywho.com worst comes to worst you can search his name in every state. I don't think you have to put the city.
  • 22:13:54: @gentlyferal unless he has a really generic name :-/
  • 22:31:35: Just got complimented on my top by a queen. Night complete :)
  • 22:53:59: @aireeka awesome <3
  • 23:05:02: Waiting on the show to start. C'mon, ladies! Work that pussy, bitch!
  • 23:11:19: Sh-shake it like that, alleycat!
  • 23:18:25: Wishing you were here, twitter. I would grind on all of yall.
  • 23:21:59: Three shots of vodka and one daquiri later, i'm starting to text people. Uh oh
  • 23:23:07: Spotted "certified muff diving instructor" shirt. Yep, it's gay night

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From Twitter 08-02-2009

  • Aug. 3rd, 2009 at 2:03 AM
anne bonny

  • 09:00:00: @numberjohnny5 We'll get you the pills, bb.
  • 09:03:10: Program on the History Channel, talking about a "first apocalypse" killed the dinosaurs. You have my attention, tell me more.
  • 09:11:36: @makelineerror Man, I LOVE dinosaurs. Seeing them die makes me sad. Your favorite dinosaur?
  • 09:19:48: @makelineerror MAAAAAAN maiasaurs are kawaii~ but utahraptors own velociraptors in the face. They kick ass with FEATHERS :O
  • 09:21:03: @DrSnooty I think I started loving dinosaurs when I was 5, and I had a kiddie book about digging dinosaur bones. I haven't been right since.
  • 09:23:04: @DrSnooty What would you like to know more about?
  • 09:38:42: @makelineerror No, BUT THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY THING THEY DON'T DO. OH MAN.
  • 13:55:51: @numberjohnny5 better take those mana pills now so they kick in by the time i get home from work.
  • 14:01:25: @numberjohnny5 level 3? psh, noob. Brb eHarmony
  • 14:01:59: Today is blah. Feel overworked (lunch rush sucked), with a tired weakness in my muscles (especially upper body). Had a plum & nectarine for
  • 14:02:39: Breakfast. Probably should be eating more fruit for energy.
  • 14:05:53: @numberjohnny5 *sigh* don't pout like that. Fine, i'll grind you at Thunder Bluff so you can get moar xp.
  • 14:13:48: @numberjohnny5 whatev, hunter is where it's at. TRAININ PETS
  • 14:20:33: @numberjohnny5 i didn't start until last year, i don't play all that much honestly. I've never succumbed to MMO madness.
  • 14:21:10: @numberjohnny5 granted, i play on a private free server, so nothing of value is lost when i don't play.
  • 14:24:55: @numberjohnny5 lol, i wish. I'll dm you a link when i get home
  • 16:08:36: Fuck today. That is all. I have determined that my bad day is not due to this new diet. Just the fucking retards.
  • 17:43:49: @numberjohnny5 http://twitpic.com/cinbx - Uhhhh....left-hand side, behind the dummy's guide to...blender?
  • 17:57:27: Watching Tamara Tunie work on L&O: SVU makes me happy in the pants.
  • 17:58:41: @lostmustard http://twitpic.com/ck9ro - sippin on gin and jewwwssss (not like Richard Belzer)

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From Twitter 08-01-2009

  • Aug. 2nd, 2009 at 2:03 AM
anne bonny

  • 09:46:16: @MissLorra I've heard of raw food before, but I saw one family on "Wife Swap" that included raw (homegrown, homefed) meat in this. I was...
  • 09:47:24: @MissLorra trying to see if anyone else on the internet has done this, but every raw food site I've come across is vegetarian.
  • 09:48:22: @MissLorra Weird thing is, they were perfectly healthy eating raw meat! They weren't sickly-looking, and all worked 10 hours on their farm!
  • 09:51:41: @roxxiecyber You told me to remind you to send me raw food stuff, so I'm reminding you now :D <3
  • 09:54:12: Weird dreams last night involving a fire in the library,a friend's farm where time stands still, hitchhiking,& a dude w/ spiders in his car.
  • 09:54:52: Oh, and birds dancing to Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive". Yyyyeah.
  • 09:55:33: But yeah, on the farm where time stands still literally the dog would be inside as a puppy and come outside the farm a full-grown dog. Weird
  • 10:29:02: Would raw food include pickles? They've not been heated, just chemically altered during pickling, right?
  • 10:30:57: I've decided that since today's the first day of the month, i'm gonna go ahead and try raw food for thirty days. Started today with a peach!
  • 10:32:53: Might as well get detox and menstruation woes out of the way at the same time, amirite?
  • 10:55:34: @thetidalrabbit blue!
  • 11:16:33: @thetidalrabbit oh, well in that case i say go with red. Also, don't listen to @lostmustard--on my home planet, blue > purple
  • 13:46:21: I want to go get a banana for lunch but it's raining cats and dogs out there :o
  • 13:47:51: I'll just eat tomatoes and lettuce, nom
  • 13:56:37: I'll save the bread from this veggie sandwich for the birds :3
  • 13:58:07: Oh crap, just realized that once i'm back down in Starkville, De and Ari are going to want to cook out. De has a degree in culinary arts. :<
  • 13:58:22: THE TEMPTATION WILL BE STRONG
  • 14:57:14: I just got told i have a strong voice for a little girl. Lol pedobear
  • 15:28:38: Listening to southern boys discuss their pickup trucks makes me smile. Dunno why.
  • 16:48:04: It's tax break day...now to brave the clothing shoppes for some pants.
  • 18:37:11: @orh16 Ooo! What happens tonight?
  • 19:55:00: I'm going to look fly as fuck at the club on Monday. O god I can't wait. Other than that, I'm tired and need to eat more fruit.And radishes.
  • 19:55:54: @hematuria Omg this shit is ridiculous, I can't stop watching either
  • 19:58:41: @MalainaS Yup, I'm gonna try eating raw for the month of August and see how I feel after that.
  • 19:59:29: @miss_azizi Aw now, that's unfair, they're smart--it's just that boys will be boys when it comes to their toys (e.g. truckboattruck)
  • 20:28:10: @hematuria Drug use GET
  • 20:28:17: @lostmustard You mean you haven't been?
  • 20:28:35: Boy-cat is laid out on the back of the couch looking lazy as fuck. <3~
  • 20:34:06: @hematuria It was two bros with a Black & Mild stuffed with questionable substance, I didn't think to get a link :< I have failed thee TT_TT
  • 20:36:41: @lostmustard I know what you mean. Here I am yammering on about raw food and how I feel and whatnot.
  • 20:39:57: @roxxiecyber Augh, I know what you mean. Bloaty, backache, sleepy, delightful. ;_____;
  • 20:41:35: @hematuria Um, k, you win, I'm quitting this for tonight. GG, sir.
  • 20:42:01: @miss_azizi LOL you? stereotypes? bullshit. bullshit ;)
  • 20:42:51: That last tweet is DEFINITELY NSFW and involves the munching of muff.
  • 20:43:17: @hematuria Lol, if all it takes is some pussy-eating to disturb me then I need to lurk the internet so much moar
  • 20:46:13: @ninacox Oh my god that shit looks amazing
  • 21:37:41: @lostmustard UGH, I LOVE FINDING FRESH NOTEBOOKS. SO MUCH POTENTIAL #nerdfuckery
  • 21:45:04: @numberjohnny5 I put on my robe and wizard hat...
  • 21:49:51: Mama's singing to the boy-cat :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) (: :) (: :D C: ^^v n-nb 8-D :3 #kawaii
  • 21:50:12: @numberjohnny5 So soon? I haven't cast magic missile yet :<
  • 22:00:07: @miss_azizi Lol, yes. Laugh! Laugh, @miss_azizi!!
  • 22:01:19: @miss_azizi @numberjohnny5 Dear, please consider the pills. 1 of these days I'd love to cast magic missile before u fire off into darkness.
  • 22:19:22: @MalainaS I'm sure I'll probably tweet about how like hell I feel when the detox kicks in :)
  • 22:20:02: I don't even own a scale, I dunno if I'm gonna lose weight from this raw food diet. If I feel better than ever, that's a bonus.
  • 22:23:47: Hippos can run nearly 20 MPH and can bite a crocodile in half. Fffffuuuuuu--
  • 22:26:06: @aireeka I WANT TO JOIN IS IT TOO LATE TO DRIVE
  • 22:27:10: @miss_azizi Always hungry, always prowling, always hungry--those hungry, hungry hippos. THOSE BALLS ARE MADE OF MEN, NOT PLASTIC.
  • 22:27:49: @aireeka IDK WHERE ARE YOU I'LL GOOGLE MAPS THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SHIT I HAVE TO BE AT WORK AT TEN IN THE MORNING BUT NO BIG DEAL AMIRITE
  • 22:30:37: @aireeka OH GOD PHALLIC SHUTTLES WILL BE MY GUIDING LIGHT
  • 22:35:03: @aireeka As much joy as that would give me in my girly parts, I probably better not, lest I never show up for work and just chill forever.:(
  • 22:35:54: @aireeka I'm following @derbyzebra now, hahaha
  • 22:41:25: @lostmustard IT IS MY CHILDHOOD
  • 22:42:49: @lostmustard OH GOD OK
  • 22:43:18: Shit, I wish I didn't have work in the morning and I wish I wasn't menstrual and achey so I could go chill with @aireeka & @derbyzebra.
  • 22:43:24: THEY'RE ONLY THREE HOURS AWAY
  • 22:50:53: AAHAHAHA MY LITTLE TRANSFORMERS IS AMAZING
  • 22:53:29: "Yo mama's so fat, her patronus is a cake." Best your mother joke ever. #harrypotter
  • 23:27:11: @thewicz Probably some damn Indians in the tipi or some stupid shit!
  • 23:27:19: @patrickparadox By accident. I do it alot :/
  • 23:27:48: @ninacox LOLWAT

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From Twitter 07-31-2009

  • Aug. 1st, 2009 at 2:03 AM
anne bonny

  • 08:41:36: @aireeka Sure!
  • 08:46:37: I just attempted to assassinate @kyn, but failed. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy
  • 08:48:04: I just deposited money into my Swiss bank account. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy
  • 09:16:21: Awww my lil bb dog just yawned so big and it was precious. Kawaii~
  • 09:33:26: Just had a nectarine for breakfast, mmmm tasty and nutritious
  • 09:48:01: This chick actin a damn fool on the radio, talkin about "why do people get married?" like there's one right answer. God, shut up.
  • 09:57:12: Tell me your hopes and dreams, twitter. I care about you.
  • 10:43:18: @numberjohnny5 WHAT YOU SAY
  • 10:49:28: You just call on me twitter, when you need a hand!
  • 14:29:17: Dear coworker, fuck you for not showing up today. I've not had a break yet and i'm cramping like crazy.
  • 14:29:38: Dear uterus, fuck you for choosing now to bleed.
  • 15:17:24: At least that mother lovin' phone quit ringing.
  • 17:00:11: I'd like a beer but a) trying to slim down for Rose costume next year, and b) i'm saving my money for clubbing monday night (gay night).
  • 17:01:46: I'm personally straight, but the queens at the club are (relatively) fabulous. They have pretty outfits (again, it's all relative)
  • 17:30:28: Who the fuck does this guy think he is? Throwing ones at me. Bitch you can't even make it fog, much less rain. Go home.
  • 18:22:03: I watched them weld a baseball bat on How It's Made, now i'm pretty sure i'm blind. Thanks, @Discovery! #facetious
  • 18:26:17: @transnihilist cry moar plz
  • 18:28:43: Omg they're making opalescent glass and it's amazing. Ow I just got some in my eye. Now I'm double-blind! Thanks,@Discovery! #facetiousagain
  • 18:33:57: @lostmustard BB, if you hadn't tweeted today I would just take a flying leap into a bowl of molten glass.
  • 18:35:44: "Oil to lubricate the impact mechanism" I see what you did there, @Discovery. #facetious #innuendo
  • 18:42:46: @hematuria Oh lord, if I had some you'd best believe I'd be lighting it. But no, hopefully that will be present on Monday night.
  • 18:43:33: RT @transnihilist: There was a time that @zolakathryn would be burned at the stake, but now she gets to post on twitter #FF <--it's true
  • 18:45:35: @iheartny646 O hay new neighbor what's crackin~
  • 18:51:18: @iheartny646 Lol, wow. Dunno if I *need* one, but I'm pretty sure the man would want one ;)
  • 18:52:01: @iheartny646 My dog likes to spoon w/ me, but usually that ends up with tiny little Dachshund claws in the small of my back :<
  • 18:56:25: AUUUGGGHHH the parking pass has the fugly new logo on it. ugly fugly ugly ugly thing. I paid $85 for this? Fuck all of my life
  • 18:58:03: @iheartny646 I'd loan you mine but he's in Indonesia so FML he's doing neither of us any good there :C :( :< ;_;
  • 19:02:39: @iheartny646 LOL I know what you mean.
  • 19:03:01: @gentlyferal You're right--but I dunno man, good cheer cannot repel fugly of this magnitude!
  • 19:03:10: @lostmustard Was it a radioactive deer?
  • 19:03:46: @ohblakegee I KNOW YOU TOLD ME BUT I JUST COULDN'T IMAGINE. I WANT MY MONEY BACK.
  • 19:05:32: @gentlyferal LOL "You see this logo? I plan on laser-etching it into your skin while you sleep. Learn to design stickers, noobie."
  • 19:07:28: I need to send a message out to the student pagan group to see if I can kick some asses into gear for the start-of-year organization fest.
  • 19:19:06: @lostmustard A deer? A female deer?
  • 19:19:59: @iheartny646 Lol, the driving is the worst part for me. Esp. in spacesuits...UUUGGGHHH those things need better ventilation, for reals.
  • 19:20:11: @miss_azizi WHOOOOOOHOO
  • 19:36:35: #followfriday @ASPCA. 'Nuff said.
  • 20:12:57: @miss_azizi Cuz they're dumber than a sack of hammers
  • 20:13:07: @patrickparadox I know, right? Ugh, fuckin' gross.
  • 20:16:06: @patrickparadox Oh it's gross alright, a gross waste of my $85. Seriously, they can suck my girl-dick.
  • 20:18:35: These little girls on Wife Swap in HxC Christian family just pledged allegiance to the Bible. #doingitwrong
  • 20:19:08: @miss_azizi Dude, we must not know the same hammers. My sack of hammers is dumber than a sack of dumb people
  • 20:19:15: @makelineerror BULL. SHIT. NO WAY.
  • 20:21:43: @numberjohnny5 SO RITE
  • 20:24:00: @makelineerror Yes! On Lifetime! Gogogo!
  • 20:24:50: @makelineerror Amazing, inspiring--I must put this Max & Ruby in my life (and possibly elsewhere)
  • 20:25:29: Dude, if your lifestyle is so fucking sacred and unwavering then why'd you go on Wife Swap in the first place? Dick.
  • 20:26:14: RT @miss_michaele: RE http://bit.ly/G4r9R Complaints create GOALS. Affirmation for the Pessimist :) <---dig it!!
  • 20:30:08: @makelineerror BETTER YET--PANTS. PANTS PANTS PANTS
  • 20:34:19: @makelineerror Oh I see--well, a penny for your thoughts when you do watch it. Lol.
  • 20:36:25: @makelineerror VRRROOOOOMMM am I cool yet?
  • 20:38:36: @sailormidori cuz Back, street's, back, ALRIGHT
  • 20:41:05: @makelineerror Eh, possibly. They're sort of all bundled into one mom in this episode. The husband of looney mom is equally looney.
  • 20:53:39: @makelineerror I know! It makes it so much better.
  • 21:10:21: This family follows a raw food diet, including meat. Granted, they're 90 miles from the nearest city and grow their own everything.
  • 21:10:34: I've often wondered if the raw food diet is bunk or not. Methinks Google-fu is in order.
  • 21:11:18: @switchbladephd I lol'd before you spoiled the gruesome joke.
  • 21:15:55: It's been 7 years since this chick has shaved her legs. I could easily go 7 years without shaving my pits. Shaving them is so uncomfortable.
  • 21:16:13: Oddly enough though, I don't mind shaving my legs one bit. In fact, I prefer it.
  • 21:20:29: @switchbladephd Lol, I'm accepting that term into my vocabulary post-haste.
  • 21:25:35: @MalainaS I dunno why it's like that, a lot of people I know who don't shave one don't shave anything. I like having shaved legs though.
  • 21:26:43: @MalainaS (this may be TMI, oh well) But I like my axillary underarm hair--it's soft and fluffy :3 My leg hair can get rather bristly, lol
  • 21:29:26: Ok, I'm trying to find some un-batshit, non-tinfoil-hat forums/writings about a raw food diet (including meat, not just veggies). Help?
  • 21:44:43: @MalainaS Well that explains it, then! No one I know likes to feel bristly, lol!
  • 21:45:32: @fisher_queen Yah, I don't really shave my legs often but I enjoy it when I do. Like "mmmm, silky." LOL
  • 21:52:30: @thetidalrabbit THEIR LOVE IS SO PURE
  • 21:52:40: @gordonroque Whoohoo! :)
  • 21:53:47: @MissLorra Why did you choose a raw food diet?
  • 21:58:31: Carol Alt's raw food book isn't in the local library. :/ I'd rather just find something strictly informative about raw food, rather than...
  • 21:59:05: ...a cookbook with a bit of information about eating raw. Wish the library would get with the times. The search continues...
  • 22:00:00: Now THIS is the sort of thing I've been looking for: http://bit.ly/2Ipsw8
  • 22:03:39: From what little reading I've done, it's definitely sounding like "gourmet" raw food is much too inefficient to maintain for the long-term.
  • 22:13:46: Fuckin' gads, this raw food rabbithole (pun totally intended) goes much deeper than I'd assumed. "The Great Protein Myth". What.
  • 22:13:58: @miss_azizi Lol, confirm.
  • 22:14:13: RT @miss_azizi: RT @awaretalkradio Behind every great man ... is women ... rolling her eyes.
  • 22:14:26: Well, grammar aside anyway.
  • 22:16:24: Damn, I don't want to stay up all night reading about this whole food, but I'm intrigued. No one's talking about raw meat though...
  • 22:25:09: @lostmustard HARPO MARX IS THE BEST AND HAS MY UNDYING LOVE #fangirl
  • 22:28:37: @lostmustard STFU NO WAY OMG BB IS BRIAN DOWN WITH BIGAMY
  • 22:32:38: @lostmustard WOOT WOOT CALL BRIAN INTO THE ROOM THE SECOND MARRIAGE PLANNING IS *ON*
  • 22:38:22: @lostmustard LET'S GET MARRIED IRL
  • 22:39:57: @MissLorra I'm mainly sick of being marketed to and sold meat full of chems and hormones. Ideally, I'd like my own farm in the Ozarks.
  • 22:40:55: @MissLorra Eh, I *might* order one of Alt's books if I decide I like raw food diet...don't have much use for "raw brownies" though, lol.
  • 22:54:22: @switchbladephd They scream through their arteries and veins, silly
  • 23:04:05: @switchbladephd This should help with that: http://tinyurl.com/2l2dd9
  • 23:12:16: @switchbladephd Cuz Severus Snape is into latex, I'm pretty sure
  • 23:28:31: Ok I'm seriously going to bed now, I'll read more about you later raw food (and polyphasic sleep--it sounds interesting if I knew wtf it is)

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From Twitter 07-29-2009

  • Jul. 30th, 2009 at 2:03 AM
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  • 09:09:42: @LunchBagArt I LOVE that episode of Wallace & Gromit!
  • 10:56:35: My shoulders are so very sore TT_TT
  • 12:06:17: CRUCIFIX TRAPPED IN CHEST HAIR MAN IS BACK AAAAAAHAHAHAHA I CAN HEAR JESUS CALLING FOR HELP LIKE THAT SCENE IN THE FLY
  • 12:36:47: Interior crocodile alligator, i drive a chevrolet movie theater.
  • 13:08:00: at work, listening to some cd Zack found in the parking lot. Wow.
  • 13:12:54: PITA GAVE ME SOME JELLO OH BOY
  • 16:16:59: 18 WHEELERS HAVE TO YIELD TO AMBULANCES TOO. Dumb fuck.
  • 18:48:25: Watching my guilty tv pleasure, Ghost Hunters. Wish they wouldn't antagonize ghosts so much, not every spirit has a vendetta you know.Chill.
  • 18:53:31: Why god, whyyyyyyy SyFy? why the 'y'? stupid. agh.
  • 19:36:43: Don't involve me in your stupid petty bullshit drama, sister. You're a bitch, deal with the results.
  • 19:49:42: #failedchildrensbooktitles Licking Light Sockets For Fun
  • 19:51:03: #failedchildrensbooktitles Phillip's Fucked-Up Fish and Other Tales of Similar Dipshittery
  • 20:02:19: Sister, if she's so stupid for putting condoms on your car, how stupid are you for acting like she just shat on your morning pancakes?
  • 20:03:36: @gentlyferal i had a salad and an apple. meh #beatsstarvation
  • 20:07:52: #failedchildrensbooktitles Encyclopedia Brown and The Curious Condom Capers
  • 20:58:02: @gaijinusa Yeeeah! Maybe we'll have neighboring rooms at AWA too, eh? Hahaha
  • 20:59:21: @tlcox19 *stretches and rolls over* Mmm? Oh, hello Twitter feed. Is it morning already? *stretches again and grabs @lostmustard's boob*
  • 21:03:49: @lostmustard ;________; OH BB *holds* Mine's late...are you sure King Tut's Kondoms were a good idea last night? I know they're novel but...
  • 21:07:14: @lostmustard ...You don't?
  • 21:09:25: @lostmustard *dramatic chipmunk*
  • 21:10:40: @makelineerror This trucker apparently didn't think yielding laws applied. Fucker was cruising in the passing lane.
  • 21:14:33: Me and @lostmustard are getting our own 30 minute soap on Telemundo. Time to brush up on my Peggy Hill español, si si~
  • 21:16:19: Wow, mi padre's cooked a brupper! (Or is it seakfast?)
  • 21:17:45: RT @roxxiecyber: RT @blissfullyqueer: #cunt #cunt #cunt #cunt #cunt #cunt #cunt #cunt #cunt #cunt #cunt # cunt #cunt #cunt #cunt #cunt#cunt
  • 21:18:56: @gentlyferal Much to my surprise and delight, no! Scrambled! :D With paprika!
  • 21:29:22: @hematuria I'm in Mississippi--what does that mean I should be doing? #curiosity
  • 21:29:44: So I was watching Rachel Ray today and I had a knee-jerk reaction to punch things. Is this normal?
  • 21:32:56: THIS IS MY BABY. SHE'S THE MOST PRECIOUS. UNFOLLOW ME IF YOU DISAGREE http://bit.ly/gUrpP
  • 21:33:16: @gentlyferal Lol oh god, that semi-homemade woman?
  • 21:33:49: @makelineerror K, just wanted to make sure my normality levels were still stable. I felt ok, but I'm also pre-menstrual so I wanted to check
  • 21:36:38: @gentlyferal This forum sounds interesting--brb lurking something other than Twitter for a change ;)
  • 21:42:53: @switchbladephd I know you can't see it but I'm dancing
  • 21:43:24: @hematuria That sounds promising--would you be offended if I did this anyway? It's only about 4 hours to Jackson from here #junecartercash
  • 21:43:56: @ninacox That she is :D I wuvs her to pieces~
  • 21:44:14: @ninacox Plus she is kawaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
  • 21:47:10: What the mother-fuck, Bobby Hill.
  • 21:47:34: @roxxiecyber I much prefer #cunt--'vagina' sounds so medical.
  • 21:51:15: @switchbladephd WHOOOO KIRBY DANCIN TIME I emoted many a Kirby in my day <(^-^<) ^(n-n)v v(n0n)^ AI YAI <(^-^)> (>^-^<) kawaii kirby-chan~
  • 21:52:37: Nnnnnnoooooooo...also, did you know the Fondren Drink Co. closed? Sad day or saddest day? Answer: saddest day.
  • 22:03:24: @switchbladephd Verily, thou hast been served
  • 22:03:55: @hematuria OH BOY IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO THE PAST

    THE SMOKY, SLUTTY PAST
  • 22:37:01: @hematuria Lol, win.
  • 22:42:11: Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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From Twitter 07-28-2009

  • Jul. 29th, 2009 at 2:04 AM
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From Twitter 07-27-2009

  • Jul. 28th, 2009 at 2:03 AM
anne bonny

  • 00:05:20: I will nevar forget salsa dancing with Walter Jones, the black Power Ranger.
  • 00:06:00: Pics from Persacon are up on my Facebook, if you don't have me as a friend DM me for details and I might add you. :P
  • 12:13:42: @moerukun I love Soul Eater!
  • 13:03:21: @aireeka What are you having?
  • 13:03:56: @thetidalrabbit So, the 365 Day Challenge--do you take all of those with a timer on your camera, or get someone else to take them?
  • 14:32:43: I want to get a helicopter pilot's license.
  • 15:56:33: Just pulled over to help a woman whose back tire was ON FIRE. O_O
  • 16:56:22: On my way to the apartment, gotta kick the packing into high gear.
  • 17:04:49: There are places on my body i'd love to decorate with tattoos, but i'm worried about the skin stretching and distorting the ink. Sigh
  • 17:17:20: In brighter news, i'm brainstorming some GREAT ideas for my Rose cosplay for Persacon next year.
  • 20:57:38: Internet at the apartment is borked. I'll head somewhere with wifi, maybe.
  • 21:43:20: @orh16 well that's sort of the point--tats are art, so I don't want to get them where the skin will distort them.
  • 21:48:20: @orh16 That's where I got my first--cuz think about it, have you ever seen a foot with saggy skin? ;) Lol
  • 21:55:28: @thetidalrabbit I like Benny & Joon, herp derp
  • 22:12:46: @orh16 Awriiiight! If I'm here we shall definitely hang out!
  • 22:13:06: @thetidalrabbit THAT'S who he looks like. I've been trying to put my finger on it forever. #dickbutt
  • 22:19:09: @numberjohnny5 Here's your chance--I'm Old Gregg. #dickbutt #mangina
  • 22:21:32: @numberjohnny5 Have you ever drunk #dickbutt out of a shoe?
  • 22:25:29: @numberjohnny5 BBBBZZZzzzZZZZzzZttttttt #dickbuttelectrocution <--that's what I'm naming my next band.
  • 23:16:25: Ugh...I'm getting up early tomorrow in hopes of finally being done with this moving business. Shit. Wish I could teleport things.
  • 23:28:15: I wish there were a way for me to just pile EVERYTHING into my car and cart it around until I'm at new apt. for good. But there's no room.

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