Capt. Kat Sparrow (captkatsparrow) wrote,
Capt. Kat Sparrow
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From Twitter 08-13-2009


  • 07:07:07: "Good morning. I'd like for you to produce my monies forthwith, plz & thx" Does the financial aid office speak internet?
  • 07:25:43: December 24th, 9 pm, eastern standard time from here on in i shoot without a script
  • 07:35:52: Bad: i've got the opener of RENT stuck in my head. Worse: i've got the entire first song memorized (including mom's annoying voicemail)
  • 07:36:22: Worst: i can't find the CDs anywhere. :x HALP
  • 07:49:54: Just met Cajuneighbor's little baby girl. Too precious :3
  • 08:01:26: And so the wait begins...
  • 08:16:00: Well that was relatively painless. Yay financial aid office~
  • 08:41:27: Holy shit i want to see District 9 tonight.
  • 08:57:33: My groin muscles really hurt from that volleyball game. D:
  • 08:58:26: Lol i need an Icy Hot jockstrap.
  • 10:26:09: Wtf is this some sort of ambulance convention?
  • 10:37:27: @lostmustard :( Ponyo is so great. I saw a subbed version at a friend's house.
  • 11:05:31: @thetidalrabbit Yeah, I tried a sample of some "lip plumping" gloss from Maybelline and that shit made my lips numb. NEVAR AGAIN
  • 11:09:57: @themarisayoung Wait, what? Death panel?
  • 11:18:17: Resizing my browser window is awfully presumptuous of you, website. Fuck off, I like my browser rectangular, not perfectly square. #bitch
  • 11:25:52: @lostmustard Why, drink the water before it gets watered down, of course!
  • 11:27:50: Ok so I think a ghost just burped behind me cuz I turn around and there's no one there to burp. Wtf
  • 11:32:34: @lostmustard Oh so you weren't kidding about your water getting watered down? I like my water absolutely frigid. No fridge can come close.
  • 11:34:23: Wow, Giada de Laurentiis has really slutted it up since I last watched Everyday Italian. Lime green cleavage shirt, wtf and wtf
  • 11:36:33: @lostmustard Yo dawg I heard you like ice so I put cold in your ice so you can water while you cold #xtothezxzibithere
  • 11:37:28: @hematuria Oh so you like it whisky style then
  • 11:37:45: @hematuria Also, she must retain the Italian cadence of her speech and flip her 'r's
  • 11:40:23: @transnihilist @trixieboots Who knows? Meth-sister might do great in the Alcatraz swim. Just have a boat for her to stop at and get a bump.
  • 11:40:45: Who the fuck puts pine nuts in a chocolate cookie? #wtfgiada
  • 11:42:56: Les Paul is dead?!! http://bit.ly/AyJZ3 #reallyfuckingheartbroken #ripkilla
  • 12:08:00: The lady who now narrates the Oxiclean commercials irritates me. Go away foul woman, for thou art not Wilhelm Mays
  • 12:22:50: Fuckin' sore all over, aagghhh the slip and slide plus water volleyball was totally worth it though. Hours of laughter. #cheesyshit
  • 12:36:34: @fireflysoap Just sent yall an email re: my trip through Columbia tomorrow!
  • 12:43:08: Cable and internet are boinked. :(
  • 13:03:00: @numberjohnny5 Have a nap, you deserve one. GO ON, YOU'VE EARNED IT #cheesy
  • 13:03:55: I think today is #cheesy day. Watching Semi-Homemade whilst surfing televisionwithoutpity.com forums and laughing my ass off.
  • 13:04:49: Sandra Lee is so fucking bizarre. Like a Stepford Wife gone to hell.
  • 13:05:25: @numberjohnny5 Call in and tell them you've dealt with the financial aid office--that is an illness in itself
  • 13:05:37: @numberjohnny5 BULLSHIT YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR GET OUT
  • 13:07:48: @numberjohnny5 Alright now go, walk out the door
  • 13:20:45: @orh16 Lol, they're both laughable. Sandra Lee's stories of her childhood are completely inconsistent and weird.
  • 13:22:15: @orh16 And Rachel Ray is just "HURHURHUR" annoying. "EVOO"? I rather prefer the acronym DIAF--die in a fire.
  • 13:22:51: SANDRA LEE JUST PUT CAYENNE PEPPER IN SOME YOGURT FOR A PARFAIT WTF YOU DRUNKEN LUSH
  • 13:27:15: "The reason evaporated milk's so thick is cuz most of the water's been removed." NO. WAY. I'm pretty sure that's what 'evaporated' means.
  • 13:52:54: @lostmustard Lol
  • 13:53:11: @LizRabbi THAT GATHERING SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIREBOMBED AM I RIGHT
  • 14:04:21: Nap time.
  • 18:45:49: @makelineerror I know, right? And it's always something cracked out, like today it was crossword puzzle themed. WWhhhhaaaattttt
  • 18:49:05: @themarisayoung the things some people will believe.
  • 19:37:19: All the lonely people, where do they all come from?
  • 19:42:07: I'm pretty sure at this point, "singing counterculturist" is the only career I'm cut out for
  • 19:43:00: @transnihilist LOL "like omg, u r SO unfllwd!" Though I'm curious as to which "shit" s/he was referring to.
  • 19:43:35: @hematuria Is that where all the lonely people come from, or is that an answer to an earlier question I tweeted? #confused #herpderp
  • 19:45:25: @transnihilist O rly. #fail #herpderp I've got lots of #herpderp today.
  • 19:53:24: @hematuria Lonely people don't come from Greenville, there are casinos here on Lake Ferguson. Lol #laughsoyoudontcry
  • 20:04:44: If you're wrong, men of Twitter, I'm going to take you all to e-court and sue your pants off in a court of lawl. Be assured of this.
  • 20:05:37: @jacobprince GOGOGO!!
  • 20:07:36: Abso-fucking-lutely ridiculous. I know I'm never staying at a Marriott ever again. http://www.connpost.com/ci_13048604
  • 20:10:29: @hematuria Also, it's 8 PM. Do you know where YOUR kitties are? This brought to you by the Lonely Feline Hearts Association. #themoaryouknow
  • 20:14:35: @switchbladephd What the bloody shit does "e;fb" mean? #acronymdumb
  • 20:19:28: @switchbladephd Lol, sounds like you liked it though. Oh wait, what? I'm sorry, too far? I should just stick to Little League jokes.
  • 20:22:16: @makelineerror Lol I use tl;dr often. Anything over 140 characters is far tl;dr. ;) #lies
  • 20:24:29: @miss_azizi Lol oh god, you watch Gangland too? Nice
  • 20:26:47: @switchbladephd Bangbangbeatbeat
  • 20:31:37: @miss_azizi lmao
  • 20:45:29: Driving around late at night pleases me.
  • 21:04:09: @J_Bruett167 Last oil change was last May, checked the oil level today and it was just above minimum level
  • 21:05:22: @switchbladephd I'M PRETTY SURE I KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS
  • 21:29:33: @katelynnpe Have some real fun, join in the chase! Lol. That, or scream "RELEASE THE HOUNDS"
  • 21:39:00: Bobby Hill is fuckin' loltastic
  • 21:44:57: @lostmustard LOLOL you should go and just act a fool. I'd do it. Wear a big hat
  • 21:45:30: RT @lostmustard: "I'm not gay or anything, but I think unicorns are kick ass!"
  • 21:59:32: @lostmustard Lol, but you could "speak in tongues" and stand up and holler and fall out all in the aisle and at the altar and stuff.
  • 21:59:38: @lostmustard It'll be fun.
  • 22:24:19: Ugh, this muscle soreness needs to gtfo. Taking ibuprofen in the morning to hopefully be chipper by the time I get to the fair tomorrow!!
  • 22:27:21: Ok...don't hurt me Twitter but...I like the song "Alone" by Heart. I was reminded of this by that asinine Burger King commercial.
  • 22:28:08: @gentlyferal *gasp* SHE LEADS A DOUBLE LIFE!!! ;) Heeheehee
  • 22:28:41: @Hargiteam_42 Will red sauce assuage this rage inside of you? Perhaps bowtie pasta?
  • 22:29:02: ...Celine Dion's cover of "Alone" is pretty good too. #diggingmyselfdeeper #lostallstreetcred #frenchbitch
  • 22:29:51: I can't help the fact that "Alone" describes situations in my past and present wonderfully. #notmyfault #passingblame #ireallyamagirl #ohgod
  • 22:32:10: @Hargiteam_42 I don't have vodka, but I do have rum.
  • 22:32:26: @fisher_queen I AM AWAITING LULZ
  • 22:33:41: TILL NOOOOW I ALWAYS GOT BYYYY ON MY OWWWNN I NEVER REALLY CARED UNTIL I MET YOUUUUU #tweetsong
  • 22:36:09: I also know all the words to "Elvira" by the Oak Ridge Boys. #nothelping
  • 22:41:11: @fisher_queen LOL that motherfucker lookin' smug like he just fell off the Love Boat or some shit
  • 22:41:59: NOW COMES THE TIME ON TWITTER WHEN I POST SILLY ANIMAL PICS. Josh's pug-dog from that night we went clubbing will start the silly series.
  • 22:43:30: http://tinyurl.com/pudl73 Fairly normal http://tinyurl.com/pt2stz OH GOD ALIEN BUG EYES http://tinyurl.com/qvwaq6 WTF ARE THOSE LIPS IDK
  • 22:46:18: @gentlyferal LOL, available at your local Church of Scientology for the low, low price of $1500!! #snark
  • 22:50:25: @fisher_queen Yeah but she was yappy as hell. I got one of those already at the house, lol. Just had funny pics of her XD
  • 22:53:06: Funny pics of boycat freaking out: http://tinyurl.com/os4ush Teeth, fur, & claws flailing @ a bug http://tinyurl.com/phqklm Accusing stare!
  • 22:53:47: http://tinyurl.com/omvgv7 bitching and moaning at me
  • 22:57:11: @transnihilist Probably not much to speak of, or to shake a stick at #goingtohell
  • 23:00:52: I should go to sleep in prep for Nashville tomorrow, but I'm editing pictures from the club instead. God, what an awesome night.
  • 23:02:12: OH MY GOD this Gummy Bears skit on Robot Chicken always makes me laugh ridiculously hard. Still laughing!!!!
  • 23:16:41: @jarrbay Oh that's fucking nasty
  • 23:37:00: Pics from da HH show: http://tinyurl.com/plla9d http://tinyurl.com/peq5vu http://tinyurl.com/qwh969 http://tinyurl.com/oxjq8m
  • 23:38:02: Moar clubbin: http://tinyurl.com/ryvh3k http://tinyurl.com/qm9ttg Awesome night. Whoop whoop
  • 23:45:00: Oh I forgot gay night w/ Pita: http://tinyurl.com/pc2c3d http://tinyurl.com/rxm3uh MEXICANS ONLY FUCK YOU http://tinyurl.com/pom54j DEFIANCE
  • 23:48:21: I'm listening to "My Heart Will Go On". How gay does that make me right now on a scale of 1-10?

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